Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)


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    Which dog always wins the race?
    The one with the comfortable lead!

    How do angry people tie their shoes?
    With a crossbow!

    What’s big, purple and smells horrible?
    A monster’s bottom!

    What’s the best way to buy wallpaper online?
    Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It’s easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

Newsflash: Don’t miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 9 Year Old Should Know!

PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you’re curious – photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it’s now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

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